Data Jokes Listicle
If you wonder what nerds like us think are jokes, check out this list. Memorize some of those, and you’ll be the queen/king on the next statistics party!

- Math puns are the first sine of madness
- I need a <br>
- Binary - it's as easy as 01, 10, 11
- !false - it's funny ‘cause it's true
- Why do java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#
- Error 4:04 AM - sleep not found
- while(alive){eat(); sleep(); code();}
- #tower-of-pisa{ font-style: italic;}
- The semicolon; hide and seek champion since 1958
- Would you say you excel in Excel?
- Life is like a sine wave: it has its ups and downs
- 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around... 127 little bugs in the code.
- There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
- Things aren't always #000000 and #FFFFFF
- #titanic{ float: none;}
- You must be the square root of two 'cause i feel irrational around you.
- You make my software turn into hardware.
- What music genre do statisticians go crazy about? - Drum & Bayes.
- Who’s your data?
- I like Big data and I cannot lie
- I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
- She said I was just average. How mean!
- Programmer (noun) - A machine that turns coffee and mate into code
- What’s a programmers favorite hangout place? The Foo Bar. 0l>